It's been 2 whole years since we've gotten this band together to set off on this meandering adventure. Nothing could have prepared us for the events that were to unfold before our very eyes.

After the incredulous Drummer Dave's secret-dwarven-time-travelling affair, and not to mention, his new found appreciation of self-erected statues, we were more than happy to jump into the offered portal to our initial intended holiday destination. It's been so long since we've had some time off, who knew saving lives were so much effort.

Anyway, so we did just that - only to be transported to the wrong city where every single denizen was brainwashed to serve our heads on a silver platter to none other than that drasted band, Channel Divinity!

What does a bard have to do to get some alone time around here?! Do these people not have lives?

Gwinny Hilltopple 1 moon ago The demon i accidentally sold my soul to demanded i murder someone. Wasnt going to do it but the target was an arsehole. Oh well

Gwinny Hilltopple 1 moon ago The evil rival bard band "Channel Divinty" were back, turned a city into an army of zombies to try to kill us. Our drummer got trampled.

Gwinny Hilltopple 1 moon ago Naturally we broke into their house (using the wookie maneuver, and left a little brown present on their beds. Bards bards bards wins again.

Gwinny Hilltopple 1 moon ago Then, joy upon joy, after two years of being tormented by Channel Divinity we finally got to destroy them. It's over. We did it!!!

Gwinny Hilltopple 1 moon ago Destroyed them and burnt down their house and remains. Bad news is they'll never see the little brown presents.

Sir Strumm-a-lot 1 moon ago I'm sorry, Harmony.